Hi again all,
So After a long and much needed meeting with my fabulous freind and program director at xradio.biz I went home and started right back at work on my laptop only to find that I was craving something sweet, and since my most recent ex Bf decided to turn celibate and become Hindu ( yeah I know right ) I decided the only sweet thing I wanted was Fruity pebbles and crasins! So I get in my car and head to Walgreen's while on the phone talking to my new freind and start to go through the cereal row at Walgreen's and find that yummy box of fruity pebbles I was craving...Man was I hoping that I would get a fruity pebble surprise in the box :-) Anyhow then I started looking at the dried fruit selection to look for my crasins which are dried cranberries Duh, and my freind tells me that there was some big thing about prunes and dried plums not that long ago and it goes something like this....So we all know that prunes are associated with old people and how they help them go number two, so some fruit commission or what not decided that prunes were no longer to be sold as prunes because it was not very flattering to the fruit. So instead of them packaging them and calling them prunes now they all say dried plums to make them more appealing. Now I didn't even know that prunes were dried plums in the first place so to me this was interesting so I looked at all the dried fruit and what do you know? They were packaged as dried plums with the word prunes rather smaller and mostly below the words dried plums. HA! Now that is hilarious anyhow so I found my crasins and bought a nice butter cream candle ( the smell reminds me of my moms house ) and headed to the register.
I get to the register and I'm still on the phone talking and laughing with my "phone date" and the lady says the total, so I dig in my purse and to my dismay realized I had left my wallet at home...BOOOOOO so I ask the lady to hold my groceries at the counter while I run home and get my wallet and she agrees and then asks me where I got my shirt and I'm like huh? I didn't remember and I told her I would be right back. My "phone date" laughs and tells me he wonders what kind of shirt I'm wearing for her to say she likes it and asks where I got it, I almost thought about saying I was wearing some kind of sexy shirt but, I just told the truth it was just a black tee with some rhinestones and designs on it. Anyhow so I go all the way home and back to the store, with my wallet this time and all of a sudden this man comes up to me and tells me to smell his hand!!!!...I'm thinking what in the hell? So he shows me his hand in a fist with his thumb opened and inside his hand I can see what is obviously Marijuana, yes I know what it looks like and couldn't help but smell it because honestly I love the way it smells. Then the guy asks me where I work and I reply to him "what is this an interrogation?" and he was like "maybe,where do you work?" So I told that I worked at Xradio.biz and he kinda looked at me and had the balls to tell me that he worked for something called street peeps or I don't know because I really was still in shock and wondering what he was trying to get at. Well all in all he was a pimp and he was trying to recruit me!! I just looked at him and thought oh yeah right, and told him no thanks and got my fruity pebbles and jumped in my car.
So this is the thing in a nut shell. I go to Walgreen's at 2:00am to get a late snack and a pimp trys to lure me into being his hoe with some weed...classic Vegas scenario! This is my life living in Vegas, real upfront and raw just for all you guys and gals, hope you enjoy tonight's blog,
xoxo Holly Mears
good god....and poor Stephen thought he was having a bad day.....
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